Yeeeaaaah first mention of the World Without Shrimp! (and the world with just shrimp)

I’ve been so excited for this you don’t even know

…And Adam’s like I see your Gary Stu and raise you one Godmode Sue villainous protagonist.

It’s like the war of self-insert self-aggrandizing fanfic writers holy shit

So… Buffy the Vampire Slayer… apparently features a canonical self-insert fanfic episode.

Um.

What.

No wonder this show is legendary among fandoms… it’s like… the ur-Tumblr. Tumbl-ur.

straighthater:

yknow when your teacher yells at your entire class for misbehaving even though not all the kids are misbehaving?? the kids who never misbehave realize that the lecture isnt about them and are not offended, while the kids who do misbehave realize it is about them and feel guilty. the lecture is given to the entire class though, because the majority was misbehaving. people should apply this same logic to “heterophobia/cisphobia/reverse racism”

Really? Because I always got really upset over group punishments/lectures… I guess this works if the smartest kids in class aren’t also hypersensitive neurotic basketcases but uh what really are the odds of that?

Yeah I really don’t like this analogy.

(via jhoiraartificer)

magicexpandedmultiverse:

SEASONS OF DUSK VOL. 1AN INNISTRAD ANTHOLOGY from the MAGIC EXPANDED MULTIVERSE
Featuring 13 works of fanfiction by 5 authors, Seasons of Dusk is a horror anthology set on the dark world of Innistrad. Created by the Magic: Expanded Multiverse project, this volume, available in both ebook and pdf formats, represents the Harvest Moon season on Innistrad—when the days grow shorter and the monsters come out to play.
Available in two formats:PDF      ebook (epub format)
Download for best quality.
Magic: Expanded Multiverse is a fanfiction collective dedicated to exploring the setting of Magic: The Gathering. Learn who we are here, and learn how to get involved here.
Watch for Vol. 2: Hunter’s Moon, coming this summer. And watch for more opportunities to participate in fan anthology projects like this! Three of the five authors in this volume, and eight of the fourteen authors in the project as a whole, come from outside the Magic: Expanded Multiverse project.
M:EM is not associated in any way with Wizards of the Coast. M:EM is a nonprofit transformative work and is protected in the United States under Fair Use principles.

Hey so this thing just came out!
I don’t have any stories in this book but I did the bulk of the design work and did all the typesetting and stuff. If you like horror fantasy I think it would be worth checking out even if you’re not a Magic player or familiar with this particular setting. I particularly recommend Sublunary, Nephalia Rains, and Bell, Book, and Candle, all of which are fun in different ways.
I’m also particularly proud of my “back off, we’re protected by Fair Use” clause :P Not that it’s any more protection than tissue paper but it at least will allow me to feel particularly self righteous when Hasbro starts sending us C&D letters :D 

magicexpandedmultiverse:

SEASONS OF DUSK VOL. 1
AN INNISTRAD ANTHOLOGY from the MAGIC EXPANDED MULTIVERSE

Featuring 13 works of fanfiction by 5 authors, Seasons of Dusk is a horror anthology set on the dark world of Innistrad. Created by the Magic: Expanded Multiverse project, this volume, available in both ebook and pdf formats, represents the Harvest Moon season on Innistrad—when the days grow shorter and the monsters come out to play.

Available in two formats:
PDF     
ebook (epub format)

Download for best quality.

Magic: Expanded Multiverse is a fanfiction collective dedicated to exploring the setting of Magic: The Gathering. Learn who we are here, and learn how to get involved here.

Watch for Vol. 2: Hunter’s Moon, coming this summer. And watch for more opportunities to participate in fan anthology projects like this! Three of the five authors in this volume, and eight of the fourteen authors in the project as a whole, come from outside the Magic: Expanded Multiverse project.

M:EM is not associated in any way with Wizards of the Coast. M:EM is a nonprofit transformative work and is protected in the United States under Fair Use principles.

Hey so this thing just came out!

I don’t have any stories in this book but I did the bulk of the design work and did all the typesetting and stuff. If you like horror fantasy I think it would be worth checking out even if you’re not a Magic player or familiar with this particular setting. I particularly recommend Sublunary, Nephalia Rains, and Bell, Book, and Candle, all of which are fun in different ways.

I’m also particularly proud of my “back off, we’re protected by Fair Use” clause :P Not that it’s any more protection than tissue paper but it at least will allow me to feel particularly self righteous when Hasbro starts sending us C&D letters :D 

(via magicexpandedmultiverse)

I just discovered one final tragedy wrought by my computer crash adventure.

I lost all my progress in Cookie Clicker :( :( :(

yxoque:

magicexpandedmultiverse:

This is probably my new favorite flavor text of all time.
So, so great to be getting a non-religious, anti-death White civilization.

Maybe I should finally make that transhumanist-themed deck.

Go for it. I think you’d be able to make a solid w/u deck with that theme…
Every time I read this flavor text I feel so happy.

yxoque:

magicexpandedmultiverse:

This is probably my new favorite flavor text of all time.

So, so great to be getting a non-religious, anti-death White civilization.

Maybe I should finally make that transhumanist-themed deck.

Go for it. I think you’d be able to make a solid w/u deck with that theme…

Every time I read this flavor text I feel so happy.

(Source: mtg-spot)

autostraddle:

via And They Lived Heterosexually Ever After: Why I’m Not Recapping Once Upon A Time Anymore

…And with the loss of autostraddle recaps, I’ve lost the sole remaining reason why I was still considering picking up the second half of season 3. Farewell Once Upon a Terrible Decision; you promised us queers in an expansive fairytale landscape and you gave us relentless heterosexuality in ten feet of jungle soundstage.
This is causing me to sideeye NSAgents of SHIELD all the more. I like you, Triplett, but you best not get in the way of my Fitzskimmons. I will fight you to save my OT3.

autostraddle:

via And They Lived Heterosexually Ever After: Why I’m Not Recapping Once Upon A Time Anymore

…And with the loss of autostraddle recaps, I’ve lost the sole remaining reason why I was still considering picking up the second half of season 3. Farewell Once Upon a Terrible Decision; you promised us queers in an expansive fairytale landscape and you gave us relentless heterosexuality in ten feet of jungle soundstage.

This is causing me to sideeye NSAgents of SHIELD all the more. I like you, Triplett, but you best not get in the way of my Fitzskimmons. I will fight you to save my OT3.

Faith’s monologue about everyone forgetting about Buffy’s mom wouldn’t have had nearly the impact if I hadn’t kinda forgotten about Buffy’s mom. >_> Way to make me feel guilty, show. Way to make me feel guilty.

Why do they all keep forgetting that Spike hates them?